does NOT go to Dunkin' Donuts II

I repeat, NOT Dunkin' Donuts

plays Connect 4™ in the park

No pic, but it was a little surreal balanced on top of a rock.

drinks the finest coconut water

Not pleb coconut water, but fancy stuff

loves a foam party

FOAM PARTYYYYYYY!

loves Coca-Cola™

I mean loovvvvvvvvesssssss Coca-Cola™

And even more Coca-Cola™

loves Brazil

And Brazil knows why and has no problem with stereotypes. ¡Viva carnaval!

thinks Portugal is on the other side of the world

It's pretty sweet