(in Madrid) shouts obvious answers out in pub quizzes

From the crowd reactions, not everyone felt it was that obvious.

(in Madrid) finds One Euro Beers

Not saying where.

reversed this blog

Anything done that does not conform is attributed to "You English are raro (weird)"

has HUGE gloves

It was a small kid and possibly training to be a goalkeeper. Still. HUGE gloves.

has a drug robot in their back room

Because you need your drugs fast and robotically

serenades the neighbours

"Serenade" meaning "stands outside the window and talks for 2 hours because they have left the bar, do not want to go home but will not go to another place"

must be eating nuthin' but oranges

One supermarket was just flat out of them, the second only had a few left. It's probably the snow.