does NOT go to Dunkin' Donuts II

I repeat, NOT Dunkin' Donuts

plays Connect 4™ in the park

No pic, but it was a little surreal balanced on top of a rock.

drinks the finest coconut water

Not pleb coconut water, but fancy stuff

loves a foam party

FOAM PARTYYYYYYY!

loves Coca-Cola™

I mean loovvvvvvvvesssssss Coca-Cola™

And even more Coca-Cola™

loves Brazil

And Brazil knows why and has no problem with stereotypes. ¡Viva carnaval!

thinks Portugal is on the other side of the world

It's pretty sweet

has a deep and abiding passion for all things Egyptian

That, apparently, is the hope here

knows the best thing from Cuba is rum

'nuff said

celebrates festivals of nations

The best of lots of different countries are represented and shown off in the spirit of international cooperation and love, etc.

shades the square

No point in enjoying too much sun.

has to put up with the tard

There's always one thing that just doesn't work like it should

(in Madrid) is clear on where the train stops

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seriously does the most impressive graffiti

It's about 2·5 metres (8 feet) high. Turns out the guy has a name (Mario Fernández) and a website (English & Spanish) and is probably available for doing more stuff:
http://www.mankey.es/

It took three weeks of walking down that street to wait for cars to move enough to get a good pic. Still doesn't do it any justice.

carries a spare tire

Boy Scout Scooter

heroically rescues pigs under battlefield fire

So the head's not there ...

drives a pick-up

Slick.

is proud of the fine results from consolidating bus-stops

Way better than before. There was actually five buses, but a Stupidly-Unbelievably-Wide-Angle lens was not available.

had their bus-stop deleted

BA-REETED!

can clean bottles out using local trees

A bottle brush tree!

(in Madrid) is the hostest with the mostest

Nothing but pure fancy

(in Madrid) makes art from batteries

Those are all used batteries

threatens innocent kittens with cruelty in the name of business

Keeps the shutters graffiti-free too

threw away the rest of the puzzle

After all, if you've lost a few pieces, there's no point in trying to finish it.