has art for all the family

Mannequin spawned!

almost drained the rum bottle too for good measure

That's dedication!

had no problem finishing their vodka however

didn't finish their mixer

Must have been a good party

made tomato soup

photographs models in the park

You can't make her out too clearly, but she was hot. So was her friend. The other model, off-camera. Not the photographer.

cleans outside their building

but only outside their building

lost their piece of the puzzle

needs to find a better place to park

That's what it says on the sticker that cannot be removed

had their displeasure removed

Not stained for ever, after all.

shows their displeasure with the PSOE

They're stained! Forever! What a blow!

insists on maintaining a facade

No matter how obvious

rocks out all the time

Even the plastic gloves can't stop the rock

knows how to make a sammich

Look at them sammiches!

does NOT go to Dunkin' Donuts

NOT DUNKIN' DONUTS

has the opposite of a To Do list

It's called a No Do list and here's a bar you can not do things in:

lives in a very happy city

Happiness everywhere

can measure culture

Fairly precisely too

is up to something AGAIN

Seriously, how many things can they get up to here?

juggles indian clubs in the park

No picture this time, but the trend continues with the awesome things that you can do in the park.

pets police horses in the park

The park is a wonderful place, in case you hadn't noticed

builds a fort in the park

Or at least starts one:

practices rock climbing in the park

The bridge has rock-climbing handholds underneath the entire arch for people to practice on.

walks the tightrope in the park

is probably dying of poison gas

He who dealt it, legged it from the gym. Sorry about that.

pushed a baby cart

While baby was carried by someone else.

is enjoying an extra day off

Fiestas rock. The summer will be a long one.

shouldn't be playing games

It just keeps you up all night.

played pool

 And remembered how the white ball had to hit the colouredy ball to put it in the hole thingie.

doesn't give you tapas when you order a caña

Do they even know what country they're in?

is deafened by the beep

There is NO doubt that the elevator is on its way