is under fire from a sniper

At the entrance. The guy is well hidden.

has difficult choices in the after-shave aisle

"Goldenboy"? Or "Action Water for Men"?

practices their bar-flairing in the park

And tourists stop to take photos and everything

almost forgot the hour change

That thing just sneaks up on you. But it's worth it - hours of fine weather.

rocks the gym

For a change - instead of doing nothing and talking to everyone else that's there to work out

sneaks Fun-Smoke™ when they think you're not looking

It's just a home-rolled cigarette in the park - nothing to write home about

pays homage to the bull

does push-ups in the park

Incline, in case you wanted to know. With a fascinated 7-year-old mesmerised watching.

was cycling in the park

Last time it was running. Now it's bikes.

swept the streets clean

Not a sign of anything that happened last week.

was at the recourts

Or the recuttings, however you want to translate.

Yes, he just deliberately did what it looks like he just did. For the entertainment of the crowd.

started a new club

Called Watching Rugby With A Guinnes In My Hand - it was very popular

watched a falla burn

The Falla of Na Jordana catching flame, you can make out the face of Dr. Jekyll underneath the flames to the left.

wants to see the fallas

Unbelievably crowded - you could lift your feet off the ground and not fall.

wishes they were Irish

Just like the rest of the world.

is in a marching band

And rocking the streets!

sculpts exactly to life

That's not a statue - it's a lucky photo of Real Life.

has seen Tim Burton

seems to be building with a purpose

who's a doctor, smokes

Seriously - nothing more off-putting outside a health centre. Lab coat + cigarette.

is up to something ...

is far too nice when working behind a bar

And long may it continue

(who's weird) sneaks into the ladies bathroom

And sleeps there, hoping not to be found out.

(who's Italian) drinks disgusting shit

Mixed with disgusting shit. And calls it a cocktail.

loves churros

The place smells of them everywhere. Fiestas coming!

(at the gym) wants to be friends

Well, one guy anyway, wants to be just friends with everyone.

pouts when they don't get what they want

Sulky sulk sulk.

can't get enough of loud noise

Daily 'splosions

watches their dog shit in the park

Guess it's the Valencian equivalent of a bear in the woods.

throws bangers at their babysitter

Even at 6-years-old, they start on the explosives.

blows their city up every day

The noise was incredible but AWESOME!