hates body hair apparently

Especially the men

theromorphizes their car

respects their neighbours

They can have a good time but still let people sleep.

is a Spartan

Because THIS ... IS ... SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

loses their head

almost

loses control because of music

It says "Music makes me lose control" and it's at the bottom of a fountain. So it's still cool damn it.

does NOT go to Dunkin' Donuts II

I repeat, NOT Dunkin' Donuts

plays Connect 4™ in the park

No pic, but it was a little surreal balanced on top of a rock.

drinks the finest coconut water

Not pleb coconut water, but fancy stuff

loves a foam party

FOAM PARTYYYYYYY!

loves Coca-Cola™

I mean loovvvvvvvvesssssss Coca-Cola™

And even more Coca-Cola™

loves Brazil

And Brazil knows why and has no problem with stereotypes. ¡Viva carnaval!

thinks Portugal is on the other side of the world

It's pretty sweet

has a deep and abiding passion for all things Egyptian

That, apparently, is the hope here

knows the best thing from Cuba is rum

'nuff said

celebrates festivals of nations

The best of lots of different countries are represented and shown off in the spirit of international cooperation and love, etc.

shades the square

No point in enjoying too much sun.

has to put up with the tard

There's always one thing that just doesn't work like it should

(in Madrid) is clear on where the train stops

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seriously does the most impressive graffiti

It's about 2·5 metres (8 feet) high. Turns out the guy has a name (Mario Fernández) and a website (English & Spanish) and is probably available for doing more stuff:
http://www.mankey.es/

It took three weeks of walking down that street to wait for cars to move enough to get a good pic. Still doesn't do it any justice.

carries a spare tire

Boy Scout Scooter

heroically rescues pigs under battlefield fire

So the head's not there ...

drives a pick-up

Slick.

is proud of the fine results from consolidating bus-stops

Way better than before. There was actually five buses, but a Stupidly-Unbelievably-Wide-Angle lens was not available.

had their bus-stop deleted

BA-REETED!

can clean bottles out using local trees

A bottle brush tree!

(in Madrid) is the hostest with the mostest

Nothing but pure fancy

(in Madrid) makes art from batteries

Those are all used batteries

threatens innocent kittens with cruelty in the name of business

Keeps the shutters graffiti-free too

threw away the rest of the puzzle

After all, if you've lost a few pieces, there's no point in trying to finish it.

has art for all the family

Mannequin spawned!

almost drained the rum bottle too for good measure

That's dedication!

had no problem finishing their vodka however

didn't finish their mixer

Must have been a good party

made tomato soup

photographs models in the park

You can't make her out too clearly, but she was hot. So was her friend. The other model, off-camera. Not the photographer.

cleans outside their building

but only outside their building

lost their piece of the puzzle

needs to find a better place to park

That's what it says on the sticker that cannot be removed

had their displeasure removed

Not stained for ever, after all.

shows their displeasure with the PSOE

They're stained! Forever! What a blow!

insists on maintaining a facade

No matter how obvious

rocks out all the time

Even the plastic gloves can't stop the rock

knows how to make a sammich

Look at them sammiches!

does NOT go to Dunkin' Donuts

NOT DUNKIN' DONUTS

has the opposite of a To Do list

It's called a No Do list and here's a bar you can not do things in:

lives in a very happy city

Happiness everywhere

can measure culture

Fairly precisely too