hates body hair apparently

Especially the men

theromorphizes their car

respects their neighbours

They can have a good time but still let people sleep.

is a Spartan

Because THIS ... IS ... SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

loses their head

almost

loses control because of music

It says "Music makes me lose control" and it's at the bottom of a fountain. So it's still cool damn it.

does NOT go to Dunkin' Donuts II

I repeat, NOT Dunkin' Donuts