Everyone In Valencia

hates body hair apparently

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Especially the men

theromorphizes their car

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respects their neighbours

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They can have a good time but still let people sleep.

is a Spartan

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Because THIS ... IS ... SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

loses their head

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almost

loses control because of music

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It says "Music makes me lose control" and it's at the bottom of a fountain. So it's still cool damn it.

does NOT go to Dunkin' Donuts II

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I repeat, NOT Dunkin' Donuts

plays Connect 4™ in the park

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No pic, but it was a little surreal balanced on top of a rock.

drinks the finest coconut water

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Not pleb coconut water, but fancy stuff

loves a foam party

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FOAM PARTYYYYYYY!

loves Coca-Cola™

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I mean loovvvvvvvvesssssss Coca-Cola™

And even more Coca-Cola™

loves Brazil

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And Brazil knows why and has no problem with stereotypes. ¡Viva carnaval!

thinks Portugal is on the other side of the world

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It's pretty sweet

has a deep and abiding passion for all things Egyptian

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That, apparently, is the hope here

knows the best thing from Cuba is rum

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'nuff said

celebrates festivals of nations

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The best of lots of different countries are represented and shown off in the spirit of international cooperation and love, etc.

shades the square

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No point in enjoying too much sun.

has to put up with the tard

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There's always one thing that just doesn't work like it should

(in Madrid) is clear on where the train stops

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Brought to you by:

seriously does the most impressive graffiti

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It's about 2·5 metres (8 feet) high. Turns out the guy has a name (Mario Fernández) and a website (English & Spanish) and is probably available for doing more stuff:
http://www.mankey.es/

It took three weeks of walking down that street to wait for cars to move enough to get a good pic. Still doesn't do it any justice.

carries a spare tire

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Boy Scout Scooter

heroically rescues pigs under battlefield fire

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So the head's not there ...

drives a pick-up

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Slick.

is proud of the fine results from consolidating bus-stops

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Way better than before. There was actually five buses, but a Stupidly-Unbelievably-Wide-Angle lens was not available.

had their bus-stop deleted

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BA-REETED!

can clean bottles out using local trees

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A bottle brush tree!

(in Madrid) is the hostest with the mostest

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Nothing but pure fancy

(in Madrid) makes art from batteries

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Those are all used batteries

threatens innocent kittens with cruelty in the name of business

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Keeps the shutters graffiti-free too

threw away the rest of the puzzle

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After all, if you've lost a few pieces, there's no point in trying to finish it.

has art for all the family

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Mannequin spawned!

almost drained the rum bottle too for good measure

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That's dedication!

had no problem finishing their vodka however

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didn't finish their mixer

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Must have been a good party

made tomato soup

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photographs models in the park

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You can't make her out too clearly, but she was hot. So was her friend. The other model, off-camera. Not the photographer.

cleans outside their building

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but only outside their building

lost their piece of the puzzle

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needs to find a better place to park

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That's what it says on the sticker that cannot be removed

had their displeasure removed

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Not stained for ever, after all.

shows their displeasure with the PSOE

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They're stained! Forever! What a blow!

insists on maintaining a facade

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No matter how obvious

rocks out all the time

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Even the plastic gloves can't stop the rock

knows how to make a sammich

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Look at them sammiches!

does NOT go to Dunkin' Donuts

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NOT DUNKIN' DONUTS

has the opposite of a To Do list

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It's called a No Do list and here's a bar you can not do things in:

lives in a very happy city

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Happiness everywhere

can measure culture

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Fairly precisely too

is up to something AGAIN

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Seriously, how many things can they get up to here?

juggles indian clubs in the park

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No picture this time, but the trend continues with the awesome things that you can do in the park.

pets police horses in the park

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The park is a wonderful place, in case you hadn't noticed

builds a fort in the park

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Or at least starts one:

practices rock climbing in the park

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The bridge has rock-climbing handholds underneath the entire arch for people to practice on.

walks the tightrope in the park

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is probably dying of poison gas

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He who dealt it, legged it from the gym. Sorry about that.

pushed a baby cart

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While baby was carried by someone else.

is enjoying an extra day off

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Fiestas rock. The summer will be a long one.

shouldn't be playing games

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It just keeps you up all night.

played pool

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And remembered how the white ball had to hit the colouredy ball to put it in the hole thingie.

doesn't give you tapas when you order a caña

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Do they even know what country they're in?

is deafened by the beep

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There is NO doubt that the elevator is on its way

is under fire from a sniper

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At the entrance. The guy is well hidden.

has difficult choices in the after-shave aisle

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"Goldenboy"? Or "Action Water for Men"?

practices their bar-flairing in the park

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And tourists stop to take photos and everything

almost forgot the hour change

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That thing just sneaks up on you. But it's worth it - hours of fine weather.

rocks the gym

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For a change - instead of doing nothing and talking to everyone else that's there to work out

sneaks Fun-Smoke™ when they think you're not looking

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It's just a home-rolled cigarette in the park - nothing to write home about

pays homage to the bull

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does push-ups in the park

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Incline, in case you wanted to know. With a fascinated 7-year-old mesmerised watching.

was cycling in the park

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Last time it was running. Now it's bikes.

swept the streets clean

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Not a sign of anything that happened last week.

was at the recourts

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Or the recuttings, however you want to translate.

Yes, he just deliberately did what it looks like he just did. For the entertainment of the crowd.

started a new club

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Called Watching Rugby With A Guinnes In My Hand - it was very popular

watched a falla burn

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The Falla of Na Jordana catching flame, you can make out the face of Dr. Jekyll underneath the flames to the left.

wants to see the fallas

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Unbelievably crowded - you could lift your feet off the ground and not fall.

wishes they were Irish

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Just like the rest of the world.

is in a marching band

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And rocking the streets!

sculpts exactly to life

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That's not a statue - it's a lucky photo of Real Life.

has seen Tim Burton

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seems to be building with a purpose

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who's a doctor, smokes

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Seriously - nothing more off-putting outside a health centre. Lab coat + cigarette.

is up to something ...

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is far too nice when working behind a bar

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And long may it continue

(who's weird) sneaks into the ladies bathroom

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And sleeps there, hoping not to be found out.

(who's Italian) drinks disgusting shit

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Mixed with disgusting shit. And calls it a cocktail.

loves churros

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The place smells of them everywhere. Fiestas coming!

(at the gym) wants to be friends

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Well, one guy anyway, wants to be just friends with everyone.

pouts when they don't get what they want

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Sulky sulk sulk.

can't get enough of loud noise

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Daily 'splosions

watches their dog shit in the park

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Guess it's the Valencian equivalent of a bear in the woods.

throws bangers at their babysitter

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Even at 6-years-old, they start on the explosives.

blows their city up every day

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The noise was incredible but AWESOME!

(who's French) drops ashtrays on the floor

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And rates it the height of entertainment.

bribes customers with jamón in the Central Market

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And black sausages.

cuts their mullet off

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Possibly the greatest event ever watched in a hairdressers. Sketchy guy walks in, dude walks out.

practices their dance moves in the public square

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With kids running around, football to one side and people drinking. Not for money mind, just to get it right for the ladies in the club.

blows things up for a living

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You can actually get a degree in explosives, under the pretext of building something-or-other.

forces beer on you

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By not offering any at all. It's averse psychology or something.

offers you a cheap bike in the street

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While actually selling it. Just because you're walking past.

plays darts pretty well

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They know their cricket. But they still got lucky.